What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
—Oscar Levant

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
—Oscar Wilde

There is still no cure for the common birthday. 
-John Glenn

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. -
Chili Davis

It is possible at any age to discover a lifelong desire you never knew you had. 
-Robert Brault

If the lessons of history teach us anything
it is that nobody learns the lessons history teaches us.
—Anon

 The obscure we see eventually.  The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer.
-Edward R Morrow

You can observe a lot by just watching. 
- Yogi Berra

The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring there.
-Robert M. Pirsig

You can bear your troubles or shrug them off.  They're your shoulders. 
- Robert Brault

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children;
now I have six children and no theories.
—John Wilmot

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
—Kurt Vonnegut

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.
You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- Steven Wright

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
—Richard Lewis

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-Robert Frost

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices …… take it or leave it
- Buddy Hackett

Most often, the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.
-Robert Brault

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

Eggs cannot be unscrambled.
-American Proverb

The only fish that swim with the current are the dead ones.
- Plague in the Alnwick Castle Gardens

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
-Yogi Berra